Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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