I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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