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• (682): View more from Texas

  you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you

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  Really.

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• (516): View more from New York

  id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?

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  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.

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• (310): View more from California

  Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Someone stole a lamp last night.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy

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