My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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