Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird