Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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