We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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