is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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