Non-Jews are for practice
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
