Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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