Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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