32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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