i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
