Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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