if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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