My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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