I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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