the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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