I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
