just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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