Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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