A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
the raccoons are back...
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