I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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