What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
please come you make the beer taste better
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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