One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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