Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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