I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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