Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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