Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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