I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
this hospital has no fireball
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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