My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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