Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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