i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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