His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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