no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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