You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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