Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I would ride that face into the sunset
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
