Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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