from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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