i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize