you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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