Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Your penis caused this!
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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