Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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