He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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