remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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