so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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