Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
wow bdsm is so cute
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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