I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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