I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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