gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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