windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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