He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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