i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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