I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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