What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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