im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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