he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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