Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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