Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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