so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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